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I wish my finals were as easy as some of the girls I go to school with.

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That awkward moment when people think you’re drunk when you’re just a blast naturally.

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If more girls would sit down & act like ladies, then maybe more men would stand up & act like gentleman.

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One thing I can’t stand is when guys cheat on their gorgeous girlfriends with hoes that look like shrek’s baby daughter.

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Those girls in “My Sweet 16” that cry because they got a red car when they wanted a pink one with sparkles. Shut up bitch, I ride a bike.

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Break ups aren’t always meant for make ups. Some end to help you wake up.

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Cheat on me by mistake and I’ll leave your ass on purpose.

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I am 99% sure you don’t like me, but I’m 100% sure I don’t give a fuck.

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If you give a girl your sweatshirt, don’t expect to ever get it back.

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When I was your age, I lost my toys not my virginity. I was eating cherries, not popping them. And the only drugs I ever had was the shit doctors prescribed me.

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